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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 16-06-2020

I went to the gym this morning for the first time since lockdown. I noticed a hole in my trainer big enough for me to put my finger in.
Anyway, long story short.... She`s made a formal complaint, and I`m banned for life.

DD Whistle Whistle


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 17-06-2020

When the pubs re-open, will we have to book a 2 hour slot??

DD Huh Huh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 17-06-2020

I hope the pubs re-open soon, I`m drinking too much at home.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Salopbaggie - 20-06-2020

A man goes into a book shop and asks "Have you got the book on small penis's" the shop keeper replied "I don't think its in yet".

Yes thats' the one replied the man.


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 21-06-2020

I`m beginning to wonder if all this Covid crap is due to the fact that I didn`t forward that message to 10 other people..........

DD Whistle Whistle


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 21-06-2020

I`ve just met a bloke who must be salesman of the decade. I bought a Stannah stairlift from him and I live in a bungalow.

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Blue Baggie - 21-06-2020

The R.S.P..B are to have a protest to get the removal of any statue banned. The pigeons are losing their natural habitats at an alarming rate.


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 22-06-2020

My G/F says I only have 2 faults.

1) I don`t listen.
and
2) Some other stuff she was rabbiting on about.

DD Dodgy Dodgy


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 22-06-2020

My mate Dave was telling me he likes a good long cuddle with his G/F after sex.

I said "I suppose that`s the quickest way to deflate her"

DD Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 23-06-2020

The G/F said she's leaving me because I invade her privacy too often.
At least that's what it says in her diary.

DD Cool Cool