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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 04-06-2020

Please don`t be embarrassed to wear a facemask in public even if you are the only one.
There are people walking around wearing Villa shirts.

DD Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 05-06-2020

Sometimes I wonder whatever happened to the people who asked me for directions......

DD Blush Blush


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 05-06-2020

I went for a job interview today, and the Manager handed me his laptop and said "I want you to try and sell me this".
So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.
Eventually he rang my mobile and said "Bring it back here right now".

I replied "£200 and it`s yours".

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 06-06-2020

I have just had my £Million pound idea. I`m going into production with a double ended adjustable spanner. metric on one end, imperial on the other. Everyone will want one.

DD Smartass Smartass


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 07-06-2020

The five key symptoms of laziness.....

1)

DD Dodgy Dodgy


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 08-06-2020

I read that a banana a day will keep your colon clean.
I just wish they would have mentioned that you have to eat them.

DD Sick Sick


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 12-06-2020

I just rang my local DIY store and asked "How big is the queue".?

The girl answered "Same size as the B"

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Salopbaggie - 15-06-2020

I’ve just spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It was the least I could do for him.


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 16-06-2020

I hope all the shoplifters had a good first day back at work after the lockdown.

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 16-06-2020

With the lockdown starting to lift, some friends have asked if I would like to go camping with them.
So I thought I would make a list of all the things I will need.

1) Some new friends.....

DD Big Grin Big Grin