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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 27-03-2020

I think my neighbours are being sarcastic with me. I took my bins out earlier and they gave me a round of applause.

DD Blush Blush


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 27-03-2020

Just been turned down from that NHS volunteer scheme - they’ve got enough gynaecologists apparently.
Just waiting to hear back from the breast clinic. Fingers crossed.

DD Sick Sick


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 27-03-2020

Social isolation.....

Day 5 of home schooling. Testing if chloroform has a smell.

DD Dodgy Dodgy


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 27-03-2020

Just rang the hospital to see how my mate Dave`s getting on after using one of those new Dyson ventilators.
They say he`s picking up nicely.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 27-03-2020

Just to clarify...... this "One form of outdoors exercise per day" isn`t compulsory is it??

DD Huh Huh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 28-03-2020

Boris Johnson........

The man who finally ended the DFS sale.

DD Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 28-03-2020

Postman Pat says......

Keep your flaps and knockers clean.

Also don`t forget, a dirty knob is a friend to no one.

DD Whistle Whistle


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 29-03-2020

Can`t wait to sit round a fire, eating squirrel on a stick with the other survivors.

DD Angel Angel


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 29-03-2020

Ordered a Chinese last night.
Driver pulls up to the house and starts too walk to the door'
So I go out too meet him.
He started shouting " Isolate " Isolate "
I said "Mate, calm down. You're not that late. Only ordered it half hour ago."

DD Whistle Whistle


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 29-03-2020

Last time I went into a bank wearing a mask and gloves I got arrested.

Now it`s legal.......

DD Big Grin Big Grin