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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 25-03-2020

Social isolation.....

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

DD Tongue Tongue


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 25-03-2020

Due to the food shortage I tried crab paste for the first time today.
Bloody horrible tasting stuff, taking it back to the chemist`s tomorrow.

DD Whistle Whistle


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 25-03-2020

Social isolation.....

UK Police given special powers to break up groups.

Maybe they could start with U2.

DD Smartass Smartass


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 26-03-2020

Social isolation......

Day 4. Struck up a conversation with a spider today, Seems like a nice chap, he`s a web designer.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 26-03-2020

In 3 months we`ve gone from Elf on the shelf to F`all on the shelf.

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 26-03-2020

If you thought dog`s were hard to train.....

Just look at all the Humans who can`t Sit and Stay.

DD Sick Sick


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 26-03-2020

Breaking News......

Dianne Abbott has called for a Million people to join the protest march through London this Saturday to demand the Government stop the spread of the Corona virus.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 26-03-2020

People must not cough near you, they must cough far away.
If you hear someone coughing tell them to far cough.

DD Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 26-03-2020

Ring ring,,,, Boris "Good evening your Majesty".

"You silly sausage Boris, you`ve given it to the wrong son".

DD Cool Cool


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Arcane Astral Aeons - 26-03-2020

why didn`t the giraffe walk into a bar?
cause they are all effing shut

two pigs in the slaughter house:
one turns to the other and says
"Where do you think we will end up?"
the other pig replies
"On Bread"