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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 19-03-2020

Psychologists have isolated two fundamental reasons why men frequent pubs.

1) They don’t have a woman.

2) They have a woman.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 19-03-2020

Russia has just announced their first victim of the Corona virus. Been named as Ivor Chestycoff

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 19-03-2020

Ran out of toilet roll, so reduced to wiping my bum with lettuce leaves.

I fear that`s just the tip of the iceberg.......

DD Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 19-03-2020

Breaking News......

Dianne Abbott has called for the BBC to stop filming Casualty and Holby City so the staff can help out with the Corona virus outbreak.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 19-03-2020

A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting “The end of the world is nigh!!”

I think it was Farmer Geddon.

DD Laugh Laugh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 20-03-2020

I can`t decide where to go for Easter.....

The bedroom or the living room.

DD Angel Angel


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 20-03-2020

Ladies. With all this state of emergency going on, have your kids fathers called to see if their children have enough food in the house??

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 20-03-2020

I don`t find it boring to stay inside all day.......
But I don`t understand why in one box of rice krispies there are 2453 pieces, and in the other there are 2467.

DD Huh Huh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Alouion - 20-03-2020

Thanks so much for these jokes mate. You are a star.


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 20-03-2020

Dear Boris.

If I`m under house arrest for 12 weeks, can I watch TV without a licence like a normal prisoner??

DD Whistle Whistle