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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 08-03-2020

Young Daughter asks her mother, “Mum, how long have you been married to dad?”
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“Ten years.”
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“Oh, and how many do you still have left?”

DD Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 08-03-2020

How does a gorilla ring the doorbell?
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King Kong! King Kong!

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 09-03-2020

What’s the difference between spinach and boogers?

Kids don’t eat spinach.

DD Smartass Smartass


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 09-03-2020

Breaking news.....

John Travolta was hospitalised for suspected Covid-19, but Doctors now confirm it was only Saturday night fever, and they assure everyone that he is staying alive.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - bomberbrown1968 - 09-03-2020

(09-03-2020, 10:38)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Breaking news.....

John Travolta was hospitalised for suspected Covid-19, but Doctors now confirm it was only Saturday night fever, and they assure everyone that he is staying alive.

DD  Doh  Doh

Apparently his symptoms were, he had chills, they were multiplying and he was losing control Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 10-03-2020

What is blue and lies under a mushroom?
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Smurf poop.

DD   Tongue Tongue


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 10-03-2020

I lost some weight last month. But now it found me again.

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 10-03-2020

I have a very secure job. There’s nobody else who would want it.

DD Whistle Whistle


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 10-03-2020

Did you hear about the new movie Constipation?

It hasn’t come out yet.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 10-03-2020

I love my rock-hard, honed six-pack so much I protect it with a good layer of lard.

DD Dodgy Dodgy