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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 06-03-2020

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King. He got it without a single remark.

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 06-03-2020

Chuck Norris doesn't ever call the wrong number. You just answer the wrong phone.

DD Smile Smile


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 06-03-2020

Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made of real cowboys!

DD Laugh Laugh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 06-03-2020

Chuck Norris has a little sister. Her name is Steven Seagal.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 06-03-2020

Whenever Arnold says, “I’ll be back” in any of his movies, he means that he’s just going to quickly ask Chuck Norris for advice.

DD Cool Cool


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 06-03-2020

Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute didn’t open.

He went back to the store the following day to claim a refund.

DD Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 07-03-2020

My G/F’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

DD Sick Sick


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 07-03-2020

I tried to re-marry my ex-wife.
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But she figured out I was only after my money.

DD Tongue Tongue


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 07-03-2020

I went to the Chemist`s today and I asked what gets rid of the Coronavirus" ??

She said "Ammonia cleaner"

I replied "Sorry I though you worked here"

DD Wink Wink


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 07-03-2020

I told my mate Dave that I`d bought the G/F a vibrator for her birthday.

He said "Does she like it?"

I replied "I don`t think so, all she`s done is moan since"

DD Doh Doh