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RE: The Off Topic Thread - talkSAFT - 20-12-2014
....................no "Like" yet from BaggieVicar?
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 21-12-2014
I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and I noticed a Muslim terrorist sneaking through my next door neighbour's garden.
Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly.
He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it.
Astonished I got back into bed.
Lillian, my lovely ex said, "Dingle, what is it?
"You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said, "that son of a bitch next door still has my shovel.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 22-12-2014
Paddy rings Murphy, "Hello. is that Ballypaddock one-one-one-one."
Murphy says, "Sorry wrong number. This is Ballypaddock eleven eleven."
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 22-12-2014
Happy Birthday.
A multi-millionare had three sons, coming up to the first sons birthday he asked him what he wanted for his present.
The son asked for a train set, so his dad bought him the East Coast Mainline.
Come the second sons birthday he was asked the same.
I'd like a boat he said, so the old man bought him the QE II.
The third son, on his birthday asked for a cowboy outfit, so daddy bought him the Albion.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Stairs - 22-12-2014
(22-12-2014, 15:39)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Paddy rings Murphy, "Hello. is that Ballypaddock one-one-one-one."
Murphy says, "Sorry wrong number. This is Ballypaddock eleven eleven."
Paddy rings Murphy, "Hello. is that Ballypaddock one-one-one-one."
Murphy says, "Sorry wrong number. This is Ballypaddock eleven eleven."
"Oh" says Paddy "Sorry to have disturbed you"
"That's OK" says Murphy "The phone was ringing any way"
RE: The Off Topic Thread - bomberbrown1968 - 22-12-2014
My g/f asked me to go out and get something for Christmas that makes her look sexy..
so I'm out at the pub getting drunk.
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Foxman_WBA - 22-12-2014
Came home from the pub drunk the other day and the Mrs was really upset and demanded consoling
So I smacked her with my Xbox.
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 23-12-2014
It's always flattering to be told you have a nice arse.
Unless it's during a prostrate examination.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 23-12-2014
A recent article in a Wolverhampton news paper reported that Nancy Dingle is suing New Cross Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he had lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied:
"Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery.
All we did was correct his eyesight."
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 23-12-2014
I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest,... but explaining they were not actually a dating agency. DD
