(05-03-2024, 00:17)theo_luddite Wrote: It's twearly Snoots. I've been asked if I know what twerk and twerking means.

So I said ..

Twerk is where I (used to) go to on t'bus in t'morning to get paid a wage.
Twerking is what is used to do in order get paid for twerk I did to pay for t'bus to get there.

Teenagers today eh? Not a scooby. 

They think it's som'at to do with trying to do what looks like having a bonk wth thin air, or using your favourite hand in the shower and I dont mean to wash the wax out of your ears. Who's gonna pay you for that?

Apparently they get paid loads for it on YouTube or Onlyfans (I thought that was a footy fans website ).

We've all been in the wrong jobs for yonks apparently. Don't think I'll be boosting me pension funds on those sites though.

Me hands aren't very photogenic.

The wine ad keeps popping up. They must think because i've got a bluey-red nose that i'm a boozer. Ruddy cheek

1. St Charles Owl = 222 pts
   
   
2. Lord Snooty = 213 pts
   
   
3. ritchiebaby = 200 pts
   
   
4. jjamez = 194 pts
   
   
5. Baggiebob(BBB) = 190 pts
   
   
6. themaclad = 184 pts
   
   

Friday 8th March:
Sheffield Wednesday v Leeds United O-1 GB/JOKER

Saturday 9th March:
Preston North End v Stoke City 1-O
Southampton v Sunderland 3-1
Watford v Coventry City O-2

Sunday 10th March:
Town v West Brom (12:00)2-3
Town scorers:WARD - RUDINI
West Brom scorers: Jonston - Swift - Diagana

Bristol City v Swansea City (12:30) 1-O

Tuesday 12th March:
Birmingham City v Middlesbrough 1-2

Bonus matches: Scottish Cup quarter finals: Saturday:
Aberdeen v Kilmarnock (12:15) 2-O

Sunday:
Hibernian v Rangers (17:30) 1-2

Premier League: Sunday:
Aston Villa v Tottenham Hotspur (13:00) 2-1
Brighton & Hove Albion v Nottingham Forest (14:00) 2-1

Tuesday: Champions League round of 16 (2nd leg):
Barcelona v Napoli (Agg 1-1)     1-O

*** scores for *** Watkins - Villa
*** scores for *** Helik - Huddersfield
*** scores for ***  Son - Spurs

Division One results for Matchday 10: A good week for the Baggies this week, with Carlos and his men coming to the JSS and nicking all three points and then Baggie Bob came top of this Matchday's scoring chart. He got 28 points, which was six more than jjamez got in 2nd place.

That means that not only has Bob at last gotten out of the relegation play off spot, but he's risen up to 3rd, above jjamez who remains in 4th.

At the top of the league, it's still St Charles, who now leads by 7 points from 2nd placed Snooty. Both of those two strangely predicted Sheffield Wednesday to beat the Champions of Europe, with SCO even playing his joker on it. How these two clowns are still top of the league beggars belief.

Themaclad is still at the foot of the table, but the great mystery of the disappearance of ritchiebaby is the main talking point here. He's not logged on for three weeks now and is not responding to texts and emails.

Where are you, ritchie?

1. St Charles Owl = 238 pts
   Friday 8th March:
   Sheffield Wednesday 2 v 1 Leeds United = minus 2
   
   Saturday 9th March:
   Preston North End 2 v 0 Stoke City = 0 pts
   Southampton 3 v 0 Sunderland = 2 pts
   Watford 1 v 2 Coventry City = 4 pts
   
   Sunday 10th March:
   Town 1 v 3 West Brom (12:00) = 2 pts
   Town scorers: Ward = 0 pts
   West Brom scorers: Thomas-Asante, Diangana, Swift = 0 pts
   
   Bristol City 1 v 1 Swansea City (12:30) = 0 pts
   
   Tuesday 12th March:
   Birmingham City 1 v 2 Middlesbrough = 2 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Scottish Cup quarter finals:
   Saturday:
   Aberdeen 1 v 2 Kilmarnock (12:15) = 0 pts
   
   Sunday:
   Hibernian 1 v 3 Rangers (17:30) = 2 pts
   
   Premier League:
   Sunday:
   Aston Villa 2 v 2 Tottenham Hotspur (13:00) = 0 pts
   Brighton & Hove Albion 2 v 1 Nottingham Forest (14:00) = 2 pts
   
   Tuesday:
   Champions League round of 16 (2nd leg):
   Barcelona 2 v 1 Napoli (Agg 1-1) = 2 pts
   
   Ugbo scores for SWFC = 0 pts
   A Armstrong scores for Soton = 2 pts
   Keane scores for Preston = 0 pts
   Matchday total = 16 pts
   
   
2. Lord Snooty = 231 pts
   Friday 8th March:
   Sheffield Wednesday 2-1 Leeds United = 0 pts
   
   Saturday 9th March:
   Preston North End 3-1 Stoke City = 0 pts
   Southampton 2-0 Sunderland = 4 pts
   Watford 1-1 Coventry City = 0 pts
   
   Sunday 10th March:
   Town 1-1 West Brom (12:00) = 0 pts
   Town scorers: Ward= 0 pts
   West Brom scorers: Johnston = 2 pts
   
   Bristol City 2-0 Swansea City (12:30) = 2 pts
   
   Tuesday 12th March:
   Birmingham City 2-2 Middlesbrough = 0 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Scottish Cup quarter finals:
   Saturday:
   Aberdeen 2-1 Kilmarnock (12:15) = 2 pts
   
   Sunday:
   Hibernian 1-3 Rangers (17:30) = 2 pts
   
   Premier League:
   Sunday:
   Aston Villa 3-1 Tottenham Hotspur (13:00) = 0 pts
   Brighton & Hove Albion 2-0 Nottingham Forest (14:00) = 2 pts
   
   Tuesday:
   Champions League round of 16 (2nd leg):
   Barcelona 2-0 Napoli (Agg 1-1) = 2 pts
   
   Adamant Armstrong scores for Saints = 2 pts
   Jimmy Summerville scores for Dirty Leeds = 0 pts
   Disco Duk scores for Abbadeen = 0 pts
   Matchday total = 18 pts
   
   
3. ritchiebaby = 201 pts
   Scores default to 0-0
   Friday 8th March:
   Sheffield Wednesday 0-0 Leeds United = 0 pts
   
   Saturday 9th March:
   Preston North End 0-0 Stoke City = 0 pts
   Southampton 0-0 Sunderland = 0 pts
   Watford 0-0 Coventry City = 0 pts
   
   Sunday 10th March:
   Town 0-0 West Brom (12:00) = 0 pts
   Town scorers:
   West Brom scorers:
   
   Bristol City 0-0 Swansea City (12:30) = 0 pts
   
   Tuesday 12th March:
   Birmingham City 0-0 Middlesbrough = 0 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Scottish Cup quarter finals:
   Saturday:
   Aberdeen 0-0 Kilmarnock (12:15) = 0 pts
   
   Sunday:
   Hibernian 0-0 Rangers (17:30) = 0 pts
   
   Premier League:
   Sunday:
   Aston Villa 0-0 Tottenham Hotspur (13:00) = 0 pts
   Brighton & Hove Albion 0-0 Nottingham Forest (14:00) = 0 pts
   
   Tuesday:
   Champions League round of 16 (2nd leg):
   Barcelona 0-0 Napoli (Agg 1-1) (1 pt for Barcelona getting through) = 1 pt
   Matchday total = 1 pts
   
   
4. jjamez = 216 pts
   Friday 8th March:
   Sheffield Wednesday 1-3 Leeds United = 2 pts
   
   Saturday 9th March:
   Preston North End 1-0 Stoke City = 0 pts
   Southampton 2-1 Sunderland = 2 pts
   Watford 1-1 Coventry City = 0 pts
   
   Sunday 10th March:
   Town 1-1 West Brom (12:00) = 0 pts
   Town scorers: helik = 0 pts
   West Brom scorers: thomas-asante = 0 pts
   
   Bristol City 1-0 Swansea City (12:30) = 4 pts
   
   Tuesday 12th March:
   Birmingham City 1-2 Middlesbrough = 2 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Scottish Cup quarter finals:
   Saturday:
   Aberdeen 1-0 Kilmarnock (12:15) = 2 pts
   
   Sunday:
   Hibernian 1-3 Rangers (17:30) = 2 pts
   
   Premier League:
   Sunday:
   Aston Villa 1-2 Tottenham Hotspur (13:00) = 2 pts
   Brighton & Hove Albion 3-0 Nottingham Forest (14:00) = 2 pts
   
   Tuesday:
   Champions League round of 16 (2nd leg):
   Barcelona 2-0 Napoli (Agg 1-1) = 2 pts
   
   son scores for spurs = 2 pts
   ferguson scores for brighton = 0 pts
   Summerville scores for leeds = 0 pts
   Matchday total = 22 pts
   
   
5. Baggiebob(BBB) = 218 pts
   Friday 8th March:
   Sheffield Wednesday v Leeds United O-1 = 4 pts
   
   Saturday 9th March:
   Preston North End v Stoke City 1-O = 0 pts
   Southampton v Sunderland 3-1 = 2 pts
   Watford v Coventry City O-2 = 2 pts
   
   Sunday 10th March:
   Town v West Brom (12:00)2-3 = 2 pts
   Town scorers:WARD - RUDINI = 0 pts
   West Brom scorers: Jonston - Swift - Diagana = 2 pts
   
   Bristol City v Swansea City (12:30) 1-O = 4 pts
   
   Tuesday 12th March:
   Birmingham City v Middlesbrough 1-2 = 2 pts
   
   Bonus matches: Scottish Cup quarter finals:
   Saturday:
   Aberdeen v Kilmarnock (12:15) 2-O = 2 pts
   
   Sunday:
   Hibernian v Rangers (17:30) 1-2 = 2 pts
   
   Premier League:
   Sunday:
   Aston Villa v Tottenham Hotspur (13:00) 2-1 = 0 pts
   Brighton & Hove Albion v Nottingham Forest (14:00) 2-1 = 2 pts
   
   Tuesday:
   Champions League round of 16 (2nd leg):
   Barcelona v Napoli (Agg 1-1) 1-O = 2 pts
   
   Watkins scores for Villa = 0 pts
   Helik scores for Huddersfield = 0 pts
   Son scores for Spurs = 2 pts
   Matchday total = 28 pts
   
   
6. themaclad = 198 pts
   Friday 8th March:
   Sheffield Wednesday1 v 1Leeds United = 0 pts
   
   Saturday 9th March:
   Preston North End1 v 1Stoke City = 0 pts
   Southampton 2v 1Sunderland = 4 pts
   Watford 1v0 Coventry City = 0 pts
   
   Sunday 10th March:
   Town 1v 1West Brom (12:00) = 0 pts
   Town scorers:Ward = 0 pts
   West Brom scorers:Johnson = 2 pts
   
   Bristol City2 v1 Swansea City (12:30) = 2 pts
   
   Tuesday 12th March:
   Birmingham City 1v0 Middlesbrough = 0 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Scottish Cup quarter finals:
   Saturday:
   Aberdeen1 v2 Kilmarnock (12:15) = 0 pts
   
   Sunday:
   Hibernian1 v 2Rangers (17:30) = 2 pts
   
   Premier League:
   Sunday:
   Aston Villa2 v1 Tottenham Hotspur (13:00) = 0 pts
   Brighton & Hove Albion2 v 0Nottingham Forest (14:00) = 2 pts
   
   Tuesday:
   Champions League round of 16 (2nd leg):
   Barcelona 2v 1Napoli (Agg 1-1) = 2 pts
   
   Watkins scores for Villa = 0 pts
   Stansfield scores for Birmingham = 0 pts
   Ugbo scores for Wednesday = 0 pts
   Matchday total = 14 pts
   

1. Baggiebob(BBB) = 28 pts
   
2. jjamez = 22 pts
   
3. Lord Snooty = 18 pts
   
4. St Charles Owl = 16 pts
   
5. themaclad = 14 pts
   
6. ritchiebaby = 1 pt
   

1. St Charles Owl = 238 pts
   
2. Lord Snooty = 231 pts
   
3. Baggiebob(BBB) = 218 pts
   
4. jjamez = 216 pts
   
5. ritchiebaby = 201 pts
   
6. themaclad = 198 pts
   

1. theo_luddite = 221 pts
   Saturday 9th March:
   Cardiff City 1v2 Ipswich Town (12:30) = 0 pts
   Blackburn Rovers 1v1 Plymouth Argyle = 4 pts
   Hull City 1v2 Leicester City = 0 pts
   Millwall 2v2 Birmingham City = 0 pts
   Norwich City 3v0 Rotherham United = 2 pts
   Queens Park Rangers 1v2 Middlesbrough = 2 pts
   
   Sunday 10th March:
   Town 2v2 West Brom (12:00) = 0 pts
   Town scorers: Sorba the Taff, Helik = 0 pts
   West Brom scorers: Johnston, Eccles = 2 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Scottish Cup quarter finals:
   Sunday:
   Celtic 4v1 Livingston (14:30) = 2 pts
   
   Monday:
   Greenock Morton 1v3 Heart of Midlothian = 2 pts
   
   Premier League:
   Sunday:
   Liverpool 2v2 Manchester City (15:45) = 2 pts
   
   Monday:
   Chelsea 2v1 Newcastle United = 2 pts
   
   Tuesday:
   Champions League round of 16 (2nd leg):
   Arsenal 3v1 FC Porto (Agg 0-1) = 2 pts
   
   
   O'Riley scores for Celtic = 0 pts
   Haaland scores for Man City = 0 pts
   Szmodics scores for Blackburn = 2 pts
   Matchday total = 22 pts
   
   
2. neonfoxinthebox = 216 pts
   Saturday 9th March:
   Cardiff City v Ipswich Town (12:30) 1-2 = 0 pts
   Blackburn Rovers v Plymouth Argyle 1-1 = 4 pts
   Hull City v Leicester City 1-2 = 0 pts
   Millwall v Birmingham City 1-1 = 0 pts
   Norwich City v Rotherham United 3-0 = 2 pts
   Queens Park Rangers v Middlesbrough 1-2 = 2 pts
   
   Sunday 10th March:
   Town v West Brom (12:00) 2-2 = 0 pts
   Town scorers: Rudoni Burgzorg = 2 pts
   West Brom scorers: Wallace Swift = 0 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Scottish Cup quarter finals:
   Sunday:
   Celtic v Livingston (14:30) 3-1 = 4 pts
   
   Monday:
   Greenock Morton v Heart of Midlothian 1-2 = 2 pts
   
   Premier League:
   Sunday:
   Liverpool v Manchester City (15:45) 2-2 = 2 pts
   
   Monday:
   Chelsea v Newcastle United 1-1 = 0 pts
   
   Tuesday:
   Champions League round of 16 (2nd leg):
   Arsenal v FC Porto (Agg 0-1) 2-0 = 2 pts
   
   
   Smozdics scores for Blackburn = 2 pts
   Foden scores for City = 0 pts
   Lathe Latt scores for Boro = 2 pts
   Matchday total = 24 pts
   
   
3. SHEP_HTAFC = 203 pts
   Saturday 9th March:
   Cardiff City 1 v 3 Ipswich Town (12:30) = 0 pts
   Blackburn Rovers 2 v 1 Plymouth Argyle = 0 pts
   Hull City 1 v 3 Leicester City = 0 pts
   Millwall 1 v 1 Birmingham City = 0 pts
   Norwich City 4 v 0 Rotherham United = 2 pts
   Queens Park Rangers 1 v 1 Middlesbrough = 0 pts
   
   Sunday 10th March:
   Town 2 v 1 West Brom (12:00) = 0 pts
   Town scorers: Helik, Rudoni = 0 pts
   West Brom scorers: Swift = 0 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Scottish Cup quarter finals:
   Sunday:
   Celtic 4 v 0 Livingston (14:30) = 4 pts
   
   Monday:
   Greenock Morton 1 v 4 Heart of Midlothian = 2 pts
   
   Premier League:
   Sunday:
   Liverpool 2 v 3 Manchester City (15:45) = 0 pts
   
   Monday:
   Chelsea 2 v 1 Newcastle United = 2 pts
   
   Tuesday:
   Champions League round of 16 (2nd leg):
   Arsenal 3 v 0 FC Porto (Agg 0-1) = 2 pts
   
   
   Saka scores for The Arse = 0 pts
   Foden scores for Man City = 0 pts
   Salah scores for Liverpool = 0 pts
   Matchday total = 12 pts
   
   
4. Devongone = 207 pts
   Saturday 9th March:
   Cardiff City 0-2 Ipswich Town (12:30) = 0 pts
   Blackburn Rovers 2-1 Plymouth Argyle = 0 pts
   Hull City 2-1 Leicester City = 0 pts
   Millwall 2-1 Birmingham City = 2 pts
   Norwich City 4-1 Rotherham United = 2 pts
   Queens Park Rangers 2-1 Middlesbrough = 0 pts
   
   Sunday 10th March:
   Town 0-2 West Brom (12:00) = 2 pts
   West Brom scorers: Johnston, Diangana = 2 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Scottish Cup quarter finals:
   Sunday:
   Celtic 5-0 Livingston (14:30) = 2 pts
   
   Monday:
   Greenock Morton 0-2 Heart of Midlothian = 2 pts
   
   Premier League:
   Sunday:
   Liverpool 0-0 Manchester City (15:45) = 2 pts
   
   Monday:
   Chelsea 0-1 Newcastle United = 0 pts
   
   Tuesday:
   Champions League round of 16 (2nd leg):
   Arsenal 4-0 FC Porto (Agg 0-1) = 2 pts
   
   
   Philogene fortifies the over forties and Hull = 0 pts
   Saka sacks our oldest ally for the Arse = 2 pts
   Clarke-Salter weighs in for Celtic = 0 pts
   Matchday total = 18 pts
   
   
5. Amelia Chaffinch = 151 pts
   Saturday 9th March:
   Cardiff City 0-2 Ipswich Town (12:30) = 0 pts
   Blackburn Rovers 1-0 Plymouth Argyle = 0 pts
   Hull City 1-2 Leicester City = 0 pts
   Millwall 1-0 Birmingham City = 4 pts
   Norwich City 2-1 Rotherham United = 2 pts
   Queens Park Rangers 1-2 Middlesbrough = 2 pts
   
   Sunday 10th March:
   Town 3-2 West Brom (12:00) = 0 pts
   Town scorers: Burgerz, Helik, Thomas = 2 pts
   West Brom scorers: Swift, Wallace = 0 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Scottish Cup quarter finals:
   Sunday:
   Celtic 2-0 Livingston (14:30) = 2 pts
   
   Monday:
   Greenock Morton 2-0 Heart of Midlothian = 0 pts
   
   Premier League:
   Sunday:
   Liverpool 2-1 Manchester City (15:45) = 0 pts
   
   Monday:
   Chelsea 1-2 Newcastle United = 0 pts
   
   Tuesday:
   Champions League round of 16 (2nd leg):
   Arsenal 1-2 FC Porto (Agg 0-1) = 0 pts
   Matchday total = 12 pts
   
   
6. WakeyTerrier = 156 pts
   Saturday 9th March:
   Cardiff City v Ipswich Town (12:30) 1-2 = 0 pts
   Blackburn Rovers v Plymouth Argyle 2-1 = 0 pts
   Hull City v Leicester City 1-1 = 2 pts
   Millwall v Birmingham City 1-0 = 4 pts
   Norwich City v Rotherham United 2-0 = 2 pts
   Queens Park Rangers v Middlesbrough 1-2 = 2 pts
   
   Sunday 10th March:
   Town v West Brom (12:00) 2-1 = 0 pts
   Town scorers: Ward, Helik = 0 pts
   West Brom scorers: Swift = 0 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Scottish Cup quarter finals:
   Sunday:
   Celtic v Livingston (14:30) 3-0 = 2 pts
   
   Monday:
   Greenock Morton v Heart of Midlothian 1-3 = 2 pts
   
   Premier League:
   Sunday:
   Liverpool v Manchester City (15:45) 2-2 = 2 pts
   
   Monday:
   Chelsea v Newcastle United 2-1 = 2 pts
   
   Tuesday:
   Champions League round of 16 (2nd leg):
   Arsenal v FC Porto (Agg 0-1) 3-0 = 2 pts
   Matchday total = 20 pts
   

1. neonfoxinthebox = 24 pts
   
2. theo_luddite = 22 pts
   
3. WakeyTerrier = 20 pts
   
4. Devongone = 18 pts
   
5. Amelia Chaffinch = 12 pts
   
6. SHEP_HTAFC = 12 pts
   

1. theo_luddite = 221 pts
   
2. neonfoxinthebox = 216 pts
   
3. Devongone = 207 pts
   
4. SHEP_HTAFC = 203 pts
   
5. WakeyTerrier = 156 pts
   
6. Amelia Chaffinch = 151 pts