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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 06-03-2017

Ebay is totally useless.

I tried to search for lighters but all they had was 13,496 matches.

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 07-03-2017

My G/F said to me, "Smart men make the best husbands!"

I said, "Smart men don't get fing married!"

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 07-03-2017

My G/F asked me "What`s the difference between ignorance and apathy"?

I said "Don`t know, don`t care"!

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 07-03-2017

For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman:;.

The G spot is located at the end of the word "Shopping"!

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 08-03-2017

I went in to the pub and asked if they did cash back.

"Yes we do" replied the barmaid.

"Good" I said. "Can I have the £50 I spent at lunch time back. The G/F`s going mental".

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 08-03-2017

My G/F has told me that she has quit smoking.
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To see if she's telling the truth, I've gone to the pub and left the gas on.

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 08-03-2017

Last night I went on the Secret Escapes.com Web site to book a holiday .. got a great deal for £299 including flights..
Just wish the Bastards would tell me where it is .

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 09-03-2017

The G/F just said "There's just no spark anymore" so I Tazer'd her!
I'll ask her again when she comes round!

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 09-03-2017

I used to date a girl who had a parrot. Bloody thing never shut up.

The parrot was cool though. DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 09-03-2017

Two old ladies are sitting in the laundrette waiting for their wash to finish.
One of them says '' That washing machine is laughing at me''
''No it's not'' replies the other
'' It's just taking the pee out of your knickers''

DD Angry Angry