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Mistaken Identities - Zinman - 21-09-2017
Ok, it's come to my attention that some of you appear to be confused about how to distinguish between 2 of this board's esteemed posters. While Beefy and I do have one thing in common,namely a history of successful participation in the prediction league (Zinman being more successful, obviously) followed by generously allowing others to have a brief period of glory, there are significant differences which I need to point out.
Zinman is a suave, sophisticated gentleman who enjoys fine dining, fine wines and intelligent conversation. He is erudite (in the dictionary under E, Beefy), witty and generous and appreciates the artistic beauty that surrounds him.
Beefy...........isn't.
Rumours that we are twins separated at birth are untrue, as is the story of us being 2 personalities occupying one body (though clearly there's enough room for 2 in there).
Agreed Beefy?
Yes Zin.........it's time for our tablets again.
Yours,
Binma.....Zinman.
RE: Mistaken Identities - Baggievicar - 21-09-2017
President Trump has just invented a new country called Nambia. I don't see why the two of you shouldn't be merged (perhaps with the aid of a steamroller) and renamed Bezimania. Or is that just the condition which makes people think you're one and the same?
RE: Mistaken Identities - Dingle-Dingle - 22-09-2017
Beefy and Zinman were sitting on a park bench discussing their love lives. Zinman said, "I had sex with a 30-year-old three times last night!"
"Wow," Beefy said, "you must be using that Viagra."
"Nope," Zinman replied, "I know a secret: wheat bread. Eat lots of it and you can make love for hours.
Beefy dashed off to the nearest grocery store and bought eight loaves of wheat bread. At the checkout counter the cashier said, "That's a lot of bread. It will probably get hard before you're done eating it all."
"Well, I'll be damned," Beefy said. "Does everybody know about this but me?"......
DD
RE: Mistaken Identities - Beefy 1965 - 22-09-2017
Ok OK OK........
I haven't been here for a day or two now wheres all this come from
RE: Mistaken Identities - Ska'dForLife-WBA - 22-09-2017
(22-09-2017, 18:15)Beefy 1965 Wrote: Ok OK OK........
I haven't been here for a day or two now wheres all this come from
The League Cup thread.
RE: Mistaken Identities - Beefy 1965 - 22-09-2017
(22-09-2017, 20:09)Ska Wrote:(22-09-2017, 18:15)Beefy 1965 Wrote: Ok OK OK........
I haven't been here for a day or two now wheres all this come from
The League Cup thread.
Cheers Skad
Thought I had ventured onto another board
Very clever guys
Lucky Zinman waking up and being me, Bet you have pulled a few times since
Oh Baldy(Josh) behave .................
RE: Mistaken Identities - Baggievicar - 22-09-2017
(22-09-2017, 18:15)Beefy 1965 Wrote: Ok OK OK........
I haven't been here for a day or two now wheres all this come from
That's OK, Zinman has - we haven't needed you.
RE: Mistaken Identities - Dingle-Dingle - 22-09-2017
(22-09-2017, 18:15)Beefy 1965 Wrote: Ok OK OK........Looks like a newcomer is trying to trade on Zeefy`s name.
I haven't been here for a day or two now wheres all this come from
DD
RE: Mistaken Identities - Zinman - 22-09-2017
(22-09-2017, 20:14)Beefy 1965 Wrote:(22-09-2017, 20:09)Ska Wrote:(22-09-2017, 18:15)Beefy 1965 Wrote: Ok OK OK........
I haven't been here for a day or two now wheres all this come from
The League Cup thread.
Cheers Skad
Thought I had ventured onto another board
Very clever guys
Lucky Zinman waking up and being me, Bet you have pulled a few times since
Oh Baldy(Josh) behave .................
Zeefy, you're right. Since becoming you I've pulled......my hamstring, calf, ....
RE: Mistaken Identities - Beefy 1965 - 23-09-2017
And loads of Women?
If not you're an imposter