06-01-2020, 21:32
*Murder scene*
Cop 1: This is the 8th victim stabbed with a knitting needle
Cop 2: There’s definitely a pattern
Cop 1: Keith don’t
was walking past a pet shop. A sign on the shop front said ; ‘Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale.’
I didn’t believe they were from the Netherlands so I went into the shop and asked the assistant...
‘How Dutch is that moggie in the window?’.
Cop 1: This is the 8th victim stabbed with a knitting needle
Cop 2: There’s definitely a pattern
Cop 1: Keith don’t
was walking past a pet shop. A sign on the shop front said ; ‘Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale.’
I didn’t believe they were from the Netherlands so I went into the shop and asked the assistant...
‘How Dutch is that moggie in the window?’.