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THE MATCH - Tuesday 5th April 2016 at 7:45 PM BST


Can't do that badge thing   too much pop to drink before bed   and it's shite anyway  

Blackburn at home   I can't be arsed to look but I think we have kept losing to this lot at home recently  or is it NoblotL1 I'm thinking of 

Again, this is another must win match, especially if my pre-season prediction in that thing that Charlie did is to come true. I've got 4th and play-off winners 

Not much to say about it except we really should fry this chicken shit outfit 

For those attending, if anyone ask's where the 'cor pork' is, they're from Blackburn so feel free to greet them as you will 

THE LAST MATCH

Was a stroll at the village green fair, cheating the locals out of their well deserved three points  

In all seriousness, I am well pleased with the win and would have been satisfied with a draw. As has been said, their manager is starting to imprint his style on them and they are looking a tidy team. Don't tell those two I said that though  

In the end we managed to cheat 3pts out of them with a goal from FF who should have been sent off in the 3rd minute for being dragged to the ground by the unfortunate Hudson who was conned into it.



THE ROAD AHEAD

Is long and winding and probably made out of yellow bricks 


OUR TEAM

Bannan serves his 3rd game out, f'ucking idiot   , but no other absentees of note apart from Melo   Lopez is impressing me the more he plays. Hutch with a brain   Hopefully Westwood will suddenly stop getting injured as he's probably going to Euro 16 as first choice now   

Hutch is, IMO, a waste of a shirt now. We can't afford him in the play-offs because the EPL refs, that will be allocated, will be looking to make their mark and we won't win with 10 men 

Westwood

Hunt  Turner Lees  Pudil

Wallace Lopez Lee

Hooper Forestieri
Dave


WHO'S THE BASTARD IN THE BLACK

Ref - can't find it yet
Assistants - ditto
4th official - self important tosser with a shiny board


CURRENT FORM - League games only

in the correct order 

Us -
Venkys - 


OTHER GAMES OF INTEREST

Brum v Brighton
Burnley v Cruddiff
Debris v Hull
Burragh v Village
Ipswich v Charlton

BIG MAN'S LEAGUE

Current Table

Imre          
Jacko    
Towinjustonce   
Wereham     
Stateside  
Maddix    
Madsteve    
PEI 
Thursncoe  
Consilio    
St Charles    
Bottesford  
Southey
Wellowlbe  
Owlshighgreen
Washington  
A57owl 


PREDICTION BIT


Attendance

If I think you are tactically predicting you will be joining DJ and PEI   If someone spouts on about cheap tickets that I don't know about I reserve the right to adjust their/my prediction accordingly   Thems the rules 

20500 - Jacko
21008 - Thurny
21211 - Owlkev
21450 - Stateside    by a whisker 
21803
22222 - Wash
22666 - Imre
23210 - Towin
23333 - PIE
23001 - Wereham
23456 - MS
23619 - Chaz
23750 - Southey
24069 - Maddix

Other Results


ADHHD

HHHHH - PIE, Jacko
HHDHH - Wereham
HHAHA - Southey
HDAHA - Stateside
DDDDD - Imre
DDDHH - Towin
DDAHH - Wash
DHDHH - MS
DHDDH - Chaz
DADHH - Thurny
AHDAA - Owlkev
AHAHH - Maddix

Total goals in the Championship on Tuesday plus the number of corners in our game 

If anybody copies they are Muppeted for the rest of the Millennium 

1 - Imre (well you did ask me to pick a number for you   )


33 - Wash
37 - Towin
I make it 40 so f'uck all in the BML   It would have been 66 if i'd not forgot to include shots 
42 - MS
44 - Stateside
46 - Southey
48 - Chaz
51 - Imre (and I get one too if it comes in)
55 - Owlkev
56 - Thurny
69 - Maddix
73 - PIE
74 - Wereham
100 - Jacko

THE MUPPET LEAGUE

On your toes lads   no soft soap now 

Was Wereham 
Dave Jones   
PEI 
Those two 




KATE BECKINSALE TRIBUTE PICS





THE MAGIC ARSE

returns for the promotion run in   



and before you delete it   it's not like something that never gets shown on mainstream telly 

This thread awaits the Meggo of Stateside's choice.

Stateside you snooze you loose

22222

DDAHH

33

The new pictures are looking good for the run in !!!!

SCO will be delegating every week now

Caught me, it's been a nice 25C today so grilled some chicken zucchini's (courgette for you back home) onions, pita bread etc

Nice one Maddix!

21,450

HDAHA

44

Big Tuna to bless the thread.

23,456

DHDHH

42

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The Bastard in Black is David Webb from Lancashire. This season he has issued 89 yellow cards & 5 red cards from 31 games. His record in Wednesday matches is:

Aug 15 - OWLS 1-0 Oxford - 4Y (LC)
Feb 14 - OWLS 0-3 Wigan - 4Y
Nov 13 - Derby 3-0 OWLS - 5Y
Aug 13 - OWLS 1-2 Burnley - 6Y
Jan 13 - OWLS 0-2 Burnley - 1Y
Nov 11 - Morecambe 1-2 OWLS - No Cards (FAC)
Aug 11 - Blackburn 3-1 OWLS - 3Y (LC)
Nov 10 - Carlisle 3-1 OWLS - 1Y (JPT)
Sept 10 - OWLS 0-0 Oldham - 5Y
Dec 09 - OWLS 0-2 Reading - 1Y

P10 W2 D1 L7

Not a lucky referee. Although he lives in Lancashire, he is a Sunderland fan.

23,001

74 (69 and a handful)


HHDHH

As long ball as they come are the chicken farmers from plastic land, if you win Lambert will complain about everything, just stuff them by five

21,211

55

AHDHH

Nice thread Maddix!

23,750

46

HHAHA

enjoyed reading that while still under the influence of beer lots of it ( where the feff is the hangover still pissed smiley )

Anyway !!!

22,666 DDDDD and i dont feffing know pick us a number maddix

21008
DADHH
56


Spotted a Muppet already