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THE MATCH - SATURDAY 30th JANUARY 2016 3PM KO

It seems like no other f'cuker wants to do a Match Thread so I guess it's up to me as I did the last FA Cup thread and also to spite PEI who wants us to lose (and probably wants the grunters to win n'all) and thinks we shouldn't even have a thread 

THE MATCH

Shrewsbury in the Cup   Is it pronounced Shrew or Shrow   I expect MS will tell me it depends on which side of the river you live or summat like that 

A funny one this. They will be well up for it and I'm not sure we will. They've been in a bit of indifferent form (not that that matters much in the cup) having some good wins and some right f'ucking pastings   I particularly liked their win down at the sty  

IMO we need to win this because it would be embarrassing if we didn't   We can lose 1-0 to Chelsea or summat in the next round if you like but a win here puts us two games from Wemberleee  

LINKS BETWEEN THE CLUBS

Madsteve lives there and I last went there in the promotion run in under Sgt. Wilko  

Oh, and we signed Brian Hornsby from them 

THE LAST MATCH

In the cup was against Fulham at our gaff   I think we won   but can't remember   I'll ask PEI 


OUR TEAM

I'm expecting to see Turner, Lees, Lopez, Melo, Matias and McGugan play   Apparently someone's found the key to Room 101 

http://www.swfc.co.uk/news/article/owls-...21695.aspx


WHO'S THE BASTARD IN THE BLACK

Referee Paul Tierney
Assistant Referees Philip Dermott & Timothy Wood

Fourth Official Ben Toner

OTHER RESULTS TO PREDICT

FC United of Manchester v Harrogate Town
Gainsborough Trinity v Bradford Park Avenue
Hednesford Town v Curzon Ashton
Lowestoft Town v Stalybridge Celtic
Worcester City v North Ferriby United


BIG MAN'S LEAGUE

Current Table

Owlkev  
Imre    
Jacko         
Towinjustonce  
Pei    
Madsteve  
Stateside 
Wereham  
Thurnscoe  
Maddix  
Consilio  
St Charles  
Wellowlbe
Bottesford  
Southey  
Washington
Owlshighgreen
A57owl  


SCORE AND SCORER

1-1 McGugan, PEI [img]tosser.smiley[/img]
2-1 Nuhiu, Imre
2-0 Matias, Wash
3-0 Sougou, Consilio
3-0 Lee, MS
3-1 Lee, Jacko
3-1 Matias, Thurnygirlfreindwontletmeonthecomputercosshesjealousofthelads
3-1 Joao, Owlkev
3-1 Nuhiu, Southey
4-0 McGugan, OwlsHG
4-1 Joao, Towie 
4-1 Nuhiu, SCO
4-1 Nuhiu, Wellowl 
4-2 Nuhiu, Wereham
4-3 Lee, Stateside
4-3 Lee, Bottesford 
6-1 Nuhiu, Maddix


SPLINTERS

What will the squad numbers of both sets of bench warmers add up to ? No copying 

154 - Towin
169 - Thurnycantbebotheredbecauseivegotabirdwholetsmeshagher
187 - Wellowl
200 - Bladerunner
212 - Consilio
217 - Bottesford
222 - Wereham
234 - Wash
242 - OwlsHG
250 - Owlkev
251 - Southey   playing Kev at his own game   Rep point on its way 
269 - Maddix
270 - Imre
280 - Jacko the can you paint my house some time ? 
288 - MS
310 - Stateside 
324 - SCO


And it's not the f'ucking closest unless it's me 


OTHER RESULTS TO PREDICT (Copying is allowed, all 5 correct will win)


HAAAH - no winners

HHHAD - Wellowl
HHDHD - Consilio
HDHAD - MS
HHAAD - Bottesford
HHHHH - Jacko, PIE
HDAAH - Wereham
HAAHD - Southey
HAHAH - Wash 
AHHAH - Imre
AHAHA - Owlkev
AHDHA - Stateside
AHDDA - SCO
AHADA - Maddix
AHHHA - ThurnysgoingtogetawakeupcallandthinkwhythefuckdidIletherrulemylifejustforashagwhenIcouldhavegonetothematchandjusthadawanklikeIdidbefore
ADHHH - Towie
DDADA - OwlsHG



THE MUPPET LEAGUE

THE MUPPET LEAGUE IS BACK   NO SOFT TOUCH SCO IN CHARGE OF THIS ONE   



PEI   just because   
Bottesford    FFS man, read the thread 
Wellowlbe   No excuses for you   been here long enough to know the rules 

David Jones  

KATE BECKINSALE TRIBUTE PICS









This thread awaits the Meggo of Stateside's choice.  

HHDHD

3-0 Sougou

212

HDHAD

3-0 Lee

288

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The Bastard in Black is Paul Tierney from Wigan. Our record with the Clown is:

Aug 15 - OWLS 1-1 Reading - 4Y
Apl 15 - Bournemouth 2-2 OWLS - 5Y, 1R (sent off Francis, gave us penalty)
Sept 14 - Man City 7-0 OWLS - 1Y, 1R (sent off Zayatte)
Mar 14 - OWLS 3-0 QPR - 1Y, 1R (sent off Dunne)
Nov 12 - OWLS 0-2 Leicester - 4Y
Aug 12 - OWLS 1-0 Fulham - 5Y
Oct 11 - Carlisle 3-2 OWLS - 8Y, 1R (sent off Madine)
Nov 10 - MK Dons 1-4 OWLS - 4Y

P8 W3 D2 L3 Pretty average but he does like a red card.

Nigel Pearson was also signed from Shrewsbury and Jeremy Helan was on loan there before he joined the OWLS.

3 - 1, Lee

HHHHH

280

Good thread much better than the last one in the cup

1-2 NUHUI or MACHINE if you like and thats To us because thats how god wrote the damn thing

270 Thats near MS and you because you obviously sat down and thought about it infact i bet it took you three sleepless nights worrying over

And AHHAH

I shall rabbit on about the game when all the boring prediction shit is over

I Like this thread so im giving it 5 stars

It doesn't matter how you write it Imre defeats aren't allowed anyway

3-1 Joao

250

AHAHA

Nice one Maddix, I know you put that up whilst I happily slumbered.

Would like to see some of the periphery players in this one, 3 games in a week is going to be a lot of tired legs.

4-2 Lee

310

AHDHA

The thread is blessed!

2-0 Matias

234

HAHAH